The Night Before Beltain

'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE BELTAIN, AND ALL THROUGH THE WOOD,
ALL THE PAGANS WERE STIRRING, AS GOOD PAGANS SHOULD.
ALL THE RIBBONS WERE HUNG ON THE MAY POLE WITH CARE;
WITH HOPES AND WITH DREAMS OF THE NEW BLOOMING YEAR.
THE CHILDREN WERE DANCING BY THE BEL-FIRE WITH GLEE,
AS THE WOODS BECAME STEAMY FOR MY LADY AND ME.
WHEN WHAT TO MY LUST RIDDEN EYES SHOULD I SEE,
BUT A HERD FULL OF RABBITS AND THE SWEET GODDESS BREED.
THEY JUMPED AND THEY HOPPED AS THEY ENTERED THE GLADE.
AND BREED DANCED AMONG THEM AND SHE CALLED THEM BY NAME.
"COME PHALLUS, COME PENIS, COME ROD, TAKE THE LEAD.
COME MUFF AND COME TWAT AND COME SNATCH TO THE SEED."
SHE TOUCHED ALL THE PLANTS AS HER SIX RABBITS PLAYED,
AND THE GREENERY BLOSSOMED ON THE PATH THAT SHE MADE.
MY LADY AND I SAT AND WATCHED HER WITH GLEE.
THAT'S WHEN SHE SAW US, MY LADY AND ME.
BREED SAID NOT A WORD AS SHE CAME TO MY LOVE.
SHE TOUCHED MY SWEET LADY AS SOFT AS A DOVE.
MY SWEET LADY CHANGED BEFORE MY OWN EYES.
THE TOOL OF MY LUST THEN STARTED TO RISE.
WE ROLLED THROUGH THE MEADOW, THE WOODS, AND THE HAY.
WE ROMPED AND WE FROLICKED 'TIL THE BREAK OF THE DAY.
I HEARD BREED CALL OUT AS THE FIRST LIGHT WAS STRUCK,
"HAPPY BELTAIN TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD FUCK!"