White New Year

White New Year

I’m dreaming of a white New Year
just like the ones I use to know.
where the cars are sliding
cause no one’s driving
Has changed to accommodate the snow.

Everybody knows a tailgate and a little snow
will help to make some metal grind.
Police and fire, with their lights all aglow,
will find it very busy tonight.

They know that drunks are on their way.
They’ll be losing all control along the way.
And every careful driver is going to cry
when some moron slides into their side.

And so, I’m offering this simple phrase

to drivers who don’t have half a brain.
Although it’s been said, many times many ways,
“Get off the road and stay safe!”